Comedy Central Stand-Up Featuring (2019)

Tom thakkar - weed strains should be more descriptive

Petey deabreu - gambling with dreidels

Natasha vaynblat - how to not get murdered when hooking up

Ian lara - politically correct racial identities & disastrous cruises

Dina hashem - sex shops have amazing customer service

Yedoye travis - telling white people they can't say the n-word

Hanna dickinson - auditioning for 'the bachelor'

Ryan beck - when your date wants to eat human meat

Joyelle nicole johnson - when a when a foot fetishist cleans your apartment

Clare o'kane - what exactly is a booger wall

Marie faustin

Stavros halkias

Martin urbano - when your jokes are offensive, but you're still a good guy

Chris cotton - 23andme and ancestry will use your dna to clone you

Kiry shabazz - "home alone" is a survival guide

Caleb synan - when your dad sends you the eggplant emoji

Vanessa gonzalez - in the market for an engagement tooth

Ron taylor - tinder isn't for making friends

Brendan scannell - every 11-year-old is now a drag queen

Gavin matts - should everyone die at 40?

Paige weldon - knowing the difference between flirting and customer service

Patti harrison - performing a song for dua lipa

Dave ross - buying a bucket of gas station chicken

Chase bernstein - she's not so great with clocks

Jordan temple - is oprah evil?

Danny jolles - the rock is the greatest actor alive

Biniam bizuneh - an antidepressant ad for black people

Babs gray - lying is a great way to boost self-esteem

Ali siddiq - why do white neighbors keep falling off their roofs

Dusty slay - working after your two weeks' notice is a sweet gig

Debra digiovanni - why do we think leather is sexy

Sean patton - why marijuana isn’t a gateway drug

Rosebud baker - how women can tell if an ex has slept with someone else

Brandon wardell - sex is hard when you’re a genius

Amy miller - being plus size in l.a. is “brave”

Rob haze - getting all your news from cardi b

Blair socci - do not eat your steak well-done

Teddy ray - stealing quotes from 'antwone fisher'

Matty ryan - inhaling a stranger’s sneeze

Mitra jouhari - want to be mitra jouhari’s roommate

Episode 13

Mo welch - mo welch takes on internet trolls

Zack fox - the internet has made dads obsolete

Ryan o'flanagan - why alcohol is better than weed

Anna drezen - female-friendly porn sucks

Ahamed weinberg - "yesterday" is the worst movie

Devon walker - watching a white guy get arrested

Andy haynes - what being single at 37 feels like

Kate willett - women should be offering more dick criticism

Josh johnson - how to get guys to stop sending you dick pics

Pete lee - chugging an energy drink in less than a minute

Zach noe towers - why improvisers and stand-ups hate each other

Logan guntzelman - who got semen on the roomba

Chris fairbanks - playing peekaboo with a strangers kid

Jenny zigrino - “big dick energy” isn’t real

Alex edelman - every documentary is about a psychopath

Dewayne perkins - when you're turned on by scared straight

Mohanad elshieky - what to say if you're interrogated by an extremist militia

Asif ali - you know how hard it is to have sex after eating indian food !

Amy silverberg - when your student writes a story about having sex with you

Shane torres - how come everything bagels don’t cost more!

Rhea butcher - i don’t honestly know what my gender identity is

Moses storm - creeping in a butt model's instagram comments

Mekki leeper - stalking your ex's cooking blog

Chris garcia - when your wife asks you to speak spanish during sex

Rae sanni - proof that millennials aren't as bad as boomers say

Jc currais - the right way to spend a billion dollars

Chris thayer - the only sex tip you'll ever need

Sonia denis - lying to your family about what new york city is like

Nate fernald - how to destroy your laundry in one easy step

Nore davis - will cows find salvation in vegan food?

Casey james salengo - the sexiest street fight ever

Jourdain fisher - when you're the only black friend in the group

Pat regan - my phone thinks i'm straight

Michael rowland - have you ever met an old person you vibed with

Jak knight - when your uncle teaches you how to go down on a woman

Opey olagbaju - the weirdly racial undertones of willy-wonka

Molly austin - it's only a walk of shame if he doesn't make you come

Noah gardenswartz - why you can still be prejudiced even if you love everyone

Jay jurden - my boyfriend wants to adopt a pet raccoon

Paris sashay - how to spend over 200$ on sex supplies

Greta titelman - when your beach date becomes a huge mistake

Yamaneika saunders - why would you hand me your baby on a plane?

Bob the drag queen - life-changing sex tips

Matthew broussard - the spice girls don’t know what they really, really want

Shalewa sharpe – "self-care is about being as moist as possible"

Dan st. germain - getting pegged for the first time

Guy montgomery - how you can personally fight climate change

Kellen erskine - "it's weird that we love costco so much"

Sydnee washington - "women need a lot of things to have an orgasm"

Hunter duncan - the weirdest question to ask your sperm donor

Daniel webb - "i'm tired of being ruled by ugly people"

George civeris - what you should do after a breakup

Martha kelly - 'i miss when oprah was in charge'

Matt bearden - it's impossible to hide a snack from a kide to hide a snack from a kid

Chris tellez - tinder is the ultimate confidence killer

Josh johnson - when your sex ed teacher is clearly a virgin

Christi chiello - reasons not to be a mom to human babies

Andy haynes - do you remember the first night of quarantine?

Rebecca o’neal - realizing bernie sanders is your ideal man

Rosebud baker - love is like a fart

Eagle witt - white women are scary

Gavin matts - people are having babies for the instagram clout

Mary beth barone - vibrators are getting too intense

Ismael loutfi - "love is blind" is just basic muslim theology

Brittany carney - how to deal with preschoolers' weird questions

Monroe martin iii - his friends know why he hasn't been stopped by cops

Dan perlman - love songs are so one-sided