Son of the Beach (2000)

Son of the Beach

A parody of "Baywatch" featuring Malibu Adjacent's Notch Johnson, the world's greatest lifeguard (hardly), and his unit SPF-30.

Son of the Beach

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Timothy Stack
Timothy Stack
as Notch Johnson
Jaime Bergman
Jaime Bergman
as B.J. Cummings
Leila Arcieri
Leila Arcieri
as Jamaica St. Croix
Kimberly Oja
Kimberly Oja
as Kimberlee Clark
Lisa Banes
Lisa Banes
as Mayor Anita Massengil
Roland Kickinger
Roland Kickinger
as Chip Rommel
Amy Weber
Amy Weber
as Porcelain Bidet
Jack Riley
Jack Riley
as
Len Lesser
Len Lesser
as
Mark Hamill
Mark Hamill
as 'Divine Rod' Petrie
Vincent Pastore
Vincent Pastore
as
Joanna Krupa
Joanna Krupa
as
Ian Ziering
Ian Ziering
as
Candace Kita
Candace Kita
as
Lee Majors
Lee Majors
as
David Arquette
David Arquette
as
Victoria Silvstedt
Victoria Silvstedt
as
Cerina Vincent
Cerina Vincent
as
Rib Hillis
Rib Hillis
as
Beetlejuice
Beetlejuice
as
Maureen McCormick
Maureen McCormick
as
Mark Harris
Mark Harris
as
Angelica Bridges
Angelica Bridges
as
Tyler Mane
Tyler Mane
as
Gilbert Gottfried
Gilbert Gottfried
as
Mickey Jones
Mickey Jones
as
Chip Zien
Chip Zien
as
Robert Pine
Robert Pine
as
Gary Coleman
Gary Coleman
as
Johnny Messner
Johnny Messner
as
Leslie Jordan
Leslie Jordan
as
Miles Marsico
Miles Marsico
as
Bob Amaral
Bob Amaral
as
John Reilly
John Reilly
as
Erik Estrada
Erik Estrada
as
Jenna Lewis
Jenna Lewis
as
Rachel York
Rachel York
as
Brandi Sherwood
Brandi Sherwood
as Vega
Charles Napier
Charles Napier
as
Bumper Robinson
Bumper Robinson
as
Morgan Brittany
Morgan Brittany
as
Natashia Williams
Natashia Williams
as
Griffin Frazen
Griffin Frazen
as
C. Thomas Howell
C. Thomas Howell
as
Glen Chin
Glen Chin
as
Nicole Dahm
Nicole Dahm
as
Corey Feldman
Corey Feldman
as
Anson Williams
Anson Williams
as
Frank Sinatra Jr.
Frank Sinatra Jr.
as
Sandra Taylor
Sandra Taylor
as
Fabio
Fabio
as
RuPaul
RuPaul
as
Lukas Haas
Lukas Haas
as
John Salley
John Salley
as
Larry Flynt
Larry Flynt
as
Dweezil Zappa
Dweezil Zappa
as
Deborah Harmon
Deborah Harmon
as
David Graf
David Graf
as
Todd Bridges
Todd Bridges
as
Alexis Arquette
Alexis Arquette
as
Jimmie Walker
Jimmie Walker
as
Kristen Miller
Kristen Miller
as
Susan Hawk
Susan Hawk
as
Maxwell Caulfield
Maxwell Caulfield
as
Corbin Bernsen
Corbin Bernsen
as
Jaclyn Dahm
Jaclyn Dahm
as
Doug Stone
Doug Stone
as
Rick Scarry
Rick Scarry
as
Christopher Darden
Christopher Darden
as
George Takei
George Takei
as
Casey Sander
Casey Sander
as
Walter Koenig
Walter Koenig
as
Jerry Springer
Jerry Springer
as
Musetta Vander
Musetta Vander
as
Thomas Anthony Jones
Thomas Anthony Jones
as
Michael Ensign
Michael Ensign
as
Richmond Arquette
Richmond Arquette
as
Simon Helberg
Simon Helberg
as Billy
Cindy Ambuehl
Cindy Ambuehl
as
Gary Dell'Abate
Gary Dell'Abate
as
William Schallert
William Schallert
as
Alan Thicke
Alan Thicke
as
Travis Wester
Travis Wester
as
Erica Dahm
Erica Dahm
as
Rance Howard
Rance Howard
as
Gervase Peterson
Gervase Peterson
as
Robert R. Shafer
Robert R. Shafer
as
Ant
Ant
as
Neil Patrick Harris
Neil Patrick Harris
as
Patricia Hearst
Patricia Hearst
as
Dwayne L. Barnes
Dwayne L. Barnes
as
Joan Van Ark
Joan Van Ark
as
Gloria Gifford
Gloria Gifford
as
Rex Lee
Rex Lee
as
Shaun Toub
Shaun Toub
as
Mark L. Walberg
Mark L. Walberg
as
Daran Norris
Daran Norris
as
Pat Morita
Pat Morita
as
Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf
Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf
as
William Katt
William Katt
as
Richard Hatch
Richard Hatch
as
Lydia Look
Lydia Look
as
Emilio Rivera
Emilio Rivera
as
Brad Lesley
Brad Lesley
as
Adam Carolla
Adam Carolla
as
Patrick Thomas O'Brien
Patrick Thomas O'Brien
as
Bill Maher
Bill Maher
as
Barry Livingston
Barry Livingston
as
Shannon Welles
Shannon Welles
as
Tsuyoshi Abe
Tsuyoshi Abe
as
Jason Alexander
Jason Alexander
as
James Gleason
James Gleason
as Irish Priest
Smalls
Smalls
as Larry 'Biggy' Little
Janelle Pierzina
Janelle Pierzina
as Girl on Beach
Joey Buttafuoco
Joey Buttafuoco
as
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Seasons

Season 1

Season 1

Season 2

Season 2

Season 3

Season 3

Episodes season 0

  • 0x1

    Baby oil montage

  • 0x2

    Behind the scenes

  • 0x3

    Montage feature

  • 0x4

    Outtakes

  • 0x5

    Too hot for tv

  • 0x6

    Trailer heroes

Episodes season 1

  • 1x1

    With sex you get eggroll

  • 1x2

    Silence of the clams

  • 1x3

    In the g-hetto

  • 1x4

    Love, native american style

  • 1x5

    Two thongs don't make a right

  • 1x6

    Fanny and the professor

  • 1x7

    Eat my muffin

  • 1x8

    Miso honei

  • 1x9

    South of her border

  • 1x10

    Day of the jackass

  • 1x11

    A star is boned

  • 1x12

    Attack of the cocktopuss

  • 1x13

    Mario putzo's... the last dong

Episodes season 2

  • 2x1

    B.j. blue hawaii

  • 2x2

    From russia with johnson

  • 2x3

    Remember her titans

  • 2x4

    Rod strikes back

  • 2x5

    Queefer madness

  • 2x6

    Light my firebush

  • 2x7

    Chip's a goy

  • 2x8

    A tale of two johnsons

  • 2x9

    It's a nude, nude, nude, nude world

  • 2x10

    It's showtime at the apollo 13!

  • 2x11

    The island of dr. merlot

  • 2x12

    The sexorcist

  • 2x13

    Grand prix

  • 2x14

    Area 69

  • 2x15

    Booger nights

Episodes season 3

  • 3x1

    Penetration island

  • 3x2

    Saturday night queefer

  • 3x3

    In the line of booty

  • 3x4

    Three days of the condom

  • 3x5

    Witness for the prostitution

  • 3x6

    The gay team

  • 3x7

    You only come once

  • 3x8

    Hamm stroker's suck my blood

  • 3x9

    Godfather knows best

  • 3x10

    Empty the dragon

  • 3x11

    The long hot johnson

  • 3x12

    Taco lips now (1)

  • 3x13

    Jailhouse notch (2)

  • 3x14

    Bad news, mr. johnson (3)

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