I can't believe this used to take days

Last year you weren't forty

We've lost communication

If the killer is watching

Stay for a drink

2catshapurr

It satisfies on a very basic level

Don't call me ma'am

I can't vote

Taco and a hair flip

Don't make me send a lawyer up there

It's a garment of liberty

You've reached the voicemail of tracy harrity

Is that you karen?

Tonight is spaghetti thursday

Don't even say goodbye just go

Sex things and whispers

It's because i care

Buffin' your muffin

Summer of '65

Sometimes it's good to be the shaman

Start by having rich parents

Bangs do not define me

Humanity is in an awkward stage

Something for daddy

It’s a peachy abomination

No one wants to be that lady

I always order wrong

Shangela was robbed

I might still be mad in a week

There's a special place in hell

My instagram is suffering

Those chickens won't clean themselves

Whatever you do, don't smell his t-shirts

I prefer the term 'bonus parent'

Did an eagle steal your baby?

I've got a date with a gnome and he is hawt!

All i’m saying is her car has eyelashes

Baby toe disease

Pénis misérable

Don't call me lady

Mercury is in retrograde

I wrote a play about my ex

Women love breadcrumbs

Back of the line old man

No one steals the kale