Bottle Boys is an ITV sitcom produced for two series in 1984-85. Starring Robin Askwith as football-mad milkman Dave Deacon, the series mined comedy of the broadest sort from randy Dave's amorous adventures, in a style familiar to viewers from the Confessions films. However, as well as the sexual innuendo of his earlier big-screen adventures, Askwith was equally likely to find himself embroiled in more off-the-wall exploits, and found himself at various points in the series dressing up as a cow, inadvertently engaged to Sharon the secretary, and meeting then-Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher.
Fools rush in
God save our dairy
Danger, woman at work
All in a day's work
One good turn
Here comes the groom
Things that go bump in the night
I gotta horse
Out of the frying pan
If the cap fits
High noon
I love paris
The milk cup runneth over
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