Unscrewed with Martin Sargent (2003)

Virtual sex machine, eternal life, fat jedi

Girls gone wired, hollow earth, gary coleman

His holiness rael, 10k for a wife, foul-mouth barney

Time-traveling dentist, deep throat diva, search for the perfect blender

Asia carrera, ouchy the clown, hack your enemies

Remote viewing with major doom, porn tip with judy, screw with your friends

Fake nude celebs, supersonic bong, porn prose

Planet x, blackwolf the dragonmaster, coke or cleaner?

Ghost hunter scott herriott, lizardman, michio kaku

Crop circles, skipping chicks, teen lingo

How to be a camwhore, megaphone messaging, movie poster trivia

Dear blog, the smoking gun, roy orbison in plastic wrap

Poison's bret michaels, stalk the bush twins, fetish of the week

Pastor jack exorcises martin, zero sex life, japanese hot dog art

Martin's stunt host, mysteries of the time cube, 'search sperts' with cam girls

Laura finds her man, alien implants explained, filter your farts

Crack passwords fast, extreme elvis gets naked, abba clones

Inside wifey's world, martin gets his 'bling' on, he-nail or she-nail?

Chemtrails that kill, old men in rubber, judy's porn tip

Voices from the dead, life of an international assassin, choppy the chimp

Martin's bedroom, conspiracy theorist jim marrs, birdie diapers

Bizarre bug eating, free porn for all, desktop revenge

Martin's biggest fan, ultimate beer chiller, girls gone wired

Mind of banachek, world of dren, moments in nasa history

Alien mind control, natural porn, stalking sasquatch

Fanime convention, twisted haiku, musical sex toy

Midget wrestling, girls gone wired, free internet access

House gymnastics, dirt from the smoking gun, girls gone wired

Alien chaser, portable lie detector, martin explores crop circles

Turn your amateur porn into cash, tattoo and piercing webcam, catfish fetish

Alien hunter, sno-cone maker mod, singularity

Future of porn, creepy dolls, search sperts

X-ray spray, gary spivey, girls gone wired

Disney tattoo guy, susie bright, girls gone wired

Insomnia cure, guide to better self-love, girl gone wired

High-priced gigolo, search sperts, top 10 asses online

Conspiracy theorist jim marrs, beard-growing contest, porn tip

Martin learns how to eat fire, martin and morgan make out at comic-con

Traci lords, scary gary, psychic attacks

Seaching for semen, debunking astronomy myths, dancing dog

Realdoll surgeon slade fiero, search sperts, fancy fetish

'star trek' convention, cat schwartz exposed, drinking for prosperity

Martin vs. the riaa, rubik's cube whiz, love for the 40-ouncers.

Spy on your spouse, hairogenics, computer programmer or serial killer?

Jeff goldblum is watching you poop, new dirt from 'the smoking gun'

Martin gets sloshed, paranormal investigator loyd auerbach, get laid online

State of confusion

Xxx church, porn tip with judy, girl gone wired: anna kournikova

Flash mobs, ufo watchtower, dark tip: total pc destruction

Netflix of porn, pleasure mints, lighter side of linux

Virginity for sale, cross-dressing anime fan, extreme model fest

Proof nasa knows of ufos, wired girl in the flesh, behind the scenes at burning

Dancing badgers, naked tv hosts, f***ed companies

Dark tip: block the riaa, proof planet x exists, camwhore face-off

Get tan in 60 seconds, laura busted for sexual harassment, radio hut guy

Singing psychic, martin visits ufo expo, liquor filter

Torment telemarketers, earthquake hunters, foot-pumping fetish

Mod your xbox, interview with the vampire, search sperts

Gun girls, lycos top fifty, dear blog

Hypnotist/dominatrix lady christine, search sperts, girl gone wired

Female wrestlers, stardrive inventor, playing with yourself

Xbox mods, ass art, fire-eating bunny

Naked chef, aura reading, reptile attack

Dodge traffic tickets, porn industry insights, girl gone wired

Extreme pumpkin carving, church of satan, mystery spot

Etch a sketch artist, stunt host, monkey invaders

Larry flynt, spy on aim, search sperts

Guide to sex scenes, dancing man, dear blog

Dog translator, celebrity scandals, hide the hookah

Carmen electra, sign up to sue people online, viking kittens

Live forever, torment your co-workers, search sperts

Peter pan and mommy dearest

Bitter waitresses, secret societies, kids playing possum

The mothman, secrets from marty's past, pc beer fridge

Hollywood is calling, psychic spying, matrix pingpong

Witches, cabbies, and britney -- oh my!

Testes meets ramses

Find nookie, crack passwords, and search sperts

Paris hilton sex tape, joey in his underpants, and the lycos top 50

Maddox, spies, and a very happy walrus

Kidnapped drummers, latex, and rocket powered hard drive

From the moon to atlantis

Ex-hosts and anti-aol-cd activists

'unscrewed' holiday extravaganza

Wil wheaton, drew curtis, and naughty allie

Star wars kid and the sexologist

Millionaires, beer, and condom olympics

Choosing good porn, search sperts and a fiery wedding

Unscrewed's least embarrassing moments of 2003

Cindy margolis, poop reporting, and adopt a demon

Exploding people and cellphone orgasms

Topless bartenders, sexperts, and philanderers

Suicide girls, internet ghost sites, and search sperts

Women throw off their yoke, jfk joking, and a person gone wired

Rockabilly predictions by the singing psychic, sperts, and scary gary

Intergalactic nookie, ad agencies, and vixens

Friendster, ipod's little secret, and the radio hut guy

The geography of dating, rappin', and scary gary

Perk up your profile, furnishing faux pas, and a burning vcr

Adult film directors, humpers, and search sperts

Blackwolf, urinal to go, and a girl gone wired

Cooking, hooking, and choppy the chimp

'red vs blue,' cracking passwords, and search sperts

Sexperts, revenge-perts, and joey at ces

Exploding whales, stop snoring, and a naked lady

Meetup founder, airplane homes, and the japanese

William gibson, imaginary girlfriends, and search sperts

Fark, internet vibrators, and candid confessions

How to fake a moon landing, spellkasting, and vintage lovelies

Stars with scars, warspying, and a girl gone wired

Worst sex scenes ever, beer catapult, and search sperts

Whitehouse porn, aluminum apartment, and scary gary

Beat the odds in sports betting, bad breath detector, and a robot roommate

Microsoft attacks, the smoking gun, and a farting preacher

Penischeeks, dark tips, hoaxes

Wil wheaton, devil hasselhoff, and a showering swisher

Human calculators, crank calls, and cam whores

Adult film star jesse jane, internet collapse, playing with yourself

Lizardman, rapping hobbits, and marty the manager

Voodoo, cyborgs, hot ladies

Klingon linguist, role-playing games, and an old stripper

Space science, beer chilling machine, morphing michael

Flashers, rednecks, and old-folks tech

Morgan webb, homemade taser glove, and search sperts

The booze show

Mysteries of the pyramids, popular search terms, and your momma

Odd todd, alien ghosts, and spanish lessons

Dan savage, search sperts, and a cantankerous old koot

Clones, duct tape devotees and a truckload of sass

Start your own adult site, busty sammy, and advice from gary coleman

Flying shears, human taser, and search sperts

Tera patrick, lego bible, and scary gary

Hangover medication, mix your own music, underwear

Vanity dates, dogster, and coleman confidential

Backwards speech, search sperts and coleman confidential

'win a date with laura' winner, virtual sex machine, and chimp karate

End of the world special

Pickpockets, dead rats, and old folks killing things

Robot destruction, puppet fornication, and tons of nasa

Cheating tips, spam letters, and search sperts

Old videogame porn, write on chests, and coleman confidential

Hollow earth, cooling collars, and girls gone wired

Fun federal fraud, bubblegum hotties, and old folks

Faked moon landing, ladies fighting, destroy your data

Tickle your kitty, light your john, laugh your ass off

Industrial world apocalypse, online hijinks, and gary coleman

Live forever, blow up jerks, cam whores

The weed show (1)

The weed show (2)

Savings and clone, dark tip and search sperts

Virology, nerds and urine revenge

Rappin' hawkin', guys in drag and gary coleman

Super size guest, orbital developments, and boobies

Space, shocks and a procedure in a very uncomfortable place

The best of unscrewed's porn

Deep, dark tips

Unscrewed afield

Unscrewed geniuses

Porn star, some dad and pain and misery

Shavin' little radio tags, gary coleman

Pig worms, smoking gun, acne game

Mexican ufo man, punkvoter, girls gone wired

Ky michaelson, dr. mercurious

Dr. sha heals you through the tv

Rumsfeld poetry, psychic former child star

Kevin mitnick, legality countdowns, the galactic federation

Chupacabra expert, power tool races, sammy4you

The truth about the j.f.k assassination; yourhouseboy.com

A man who lived for five years with nearly one million bees; dark tipper kevin rose fights off ebay snipers

A digital music pioneer, search sperts and a baboon expert

A magician makes marty weak and a teen taxidermist

A highly successful 70-year-old pothead and favorite last meals on death row

Ghost site hunters and search sperts

The strange phenomenon of animal mutilation; exploding cigarette butts

A woman who speaks with nostradamus; a master light channeler

Alex chiu's miraculous invention and the greatest pong player who ever lived

The gang moves to l.a. and hosts a cuddle party; inventor fred bell

Mary carey, ihop tv-athon, and marty leads a sexual harassment training

A cult deprogrammer helps marty; a garbage artist; laura tries to jump-start her hollywood career

The joys of anatomically correct dolls; gary coleman answers viewer questions

Apocalyptic predictions, william shatner's celebrity paintball and search sperts

Singing hotdog man, purple plates, gopher slaughtering and girls gone wired

Aliens and politics, gopher slaughtering, girls gone wired

College kids hit each other with phone books and sexpert ava cadell on sex muscles

Predicting the next big earthquake, human cloning, laura's blog and search sperts

Goat-sucking chupacabra, obesity myths and girls gone wired

Dairy art, champion air-guitarists

Animal telepathy, colon cleansing and girls gone wired

Mind-reading, searchsperts and chatspiens interpreting fetish sites

Handwriting analysis, painting with breasts, conspiracies and the presidential election

Pope michael, crop circles, and marty's jazz dance

The end of the world, tech questions, searchsperts and marty's old school chums

Alien implants, kick-ass karate, girls gone wired

Communicating with the universe and ghost hunting

The magic of handwriting analysis, back-hair removal and girls gone wired

Trekkies director roger nygard and searchsperts

Alien prophecies, sammy's tech tips, girls gone wired

John gray's sex secrets for gamers, dark tips, girls gone wired

Gta day, junkyard mega-wars bobbie sue luther, and girls gone wired

Alexandra robbins on skull & bones society, playing with yourself and searchsperts

Dr. clio cresswell on mathematics and sex, bitterwaitress.com, girls gone wired, and dark tips

How to tickle his pickle, youhavebadtasteinmusic.com, and playing with yourself

Reptoids.com, sex election sites, and girls gone wired

Marryblaire.com, the hidden agendas in corporate logos, & tech around the globe

Thesmokinggun.com; joey the intern's who's laughing now; girls gone wired

A tribute to halo, the creators of red vs blue, and the covenant elite guard

The orgasmatron, the world champion of rock, paper, scissors & girls gone wired

The jimi hendrix of ukelele; barker beauty gabrielel tuite; and laura's blog

Creepy magician tom cameron; the internet that has vanished; girls gone wired

Blackvault.com, mysteries of science, and girls gone wired

Internet phenom leslie hall shares her gem sweaters, music and beat greets

The last show