Never the Twain (1981)
Never the Twain
Never the Twain is a British sitcom that ran for eleven series from 7 September 1981 to 9 October 1991. It was created by Johnnie Mortimer, and was the only sitcom he ever created without his usual writing partner, Brian Cooke. Mortimer wrote the entirety of the first two series and four episodes out of six of the eighth, with the rest being mainly written by Vince Powell and John Kane. It starred Windsor Davies and Donald Sinden as rival antique dealers, and also starred Derek Deadman, Zara Nutley, Robin Kermode, Tacy Kneale, Julia Watson, Honor Blackman, Teddy Turner and Maria Charles. The title is taken from the Rudyard Kipling poem; The Ballad of East and West.
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Seasons
Season 1
Season 2
Season 3
Season 4
Season 5
Season 6
Season 7
Season 8
Season 9
Season 10
Season 11
Episodes season 1
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1x1
Families at war
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1x2
Of meissen men
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1x3
A night at the opera
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1x4
A matched pair
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1x5
Nothing but the truth
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1x6
Father of the groom
Episodes season 2
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2x1
Who's been sleeping in my bed ?
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2x2
As young as you feel
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2x3
A woman's place ...
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2x4
Blood brothers
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2x5
Lf you knew susan
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2x6
The more we are together
Episodes season 3
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3x1
Taking stock
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3x2
Partners
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3x3
A nose for quality
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3x4
The end of the line
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3x5
The welsh connection
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3x6
Not on the same wavelength
Episodes season 4
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4x1
A home of your own
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4x2
The royal connection
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4x3
Words and music
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4x4
No flame like an old flame
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4x5
Love's neighbours' lost
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4x6
Come fly with me
Episodes season 5
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5x1
In whom we tryst
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5x2
Going, going, gone!
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5x3
Thicker than water
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5x4
Kung who ?
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5x5
Reading between the lines
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5x6
Definitely not cricket!
Episodes season 6
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6x1
Feed a cold
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6x2
Going to pot
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6x3
Love ls a many splendoured thing
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6x4
A night to remember
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6x5
The battle of deveraux dale
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6x6
Affair of the heart
Episodes season 7
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7x1
Settled out of court
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7x2
The wagers of sin
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7x3
Betrothed, bothered and bewildered
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7x4
The second time around
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7x5
Born to blush unseen
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7x6
Fasten your seat belts
Episodes season 8
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8x1
Grandfathers-in-law
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8x2
Nursery times
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8x3
Whose baby ?
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8x4
Never say die
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8x5
Moving on
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8x6
It's a long way to friern barnet
Episodes season 9
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9x1
Just the ticket
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9x2
A question of honour
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9x3
A new lease of life
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9x4
Aspects of love
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9x5
Neighbours
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9x6
Bonjour paris
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9x7
A winter's tale
Episodes season 10
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10x1
X marks the spot
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10x2
S.w.a.l.k.
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10x3
Who wants to be a millionaire?
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10x4
Happy holiday
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10x5
There but for the grace of god
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10x6
A car by any other name
Episodes season 11
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11x1
Viva espana
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11x2
The best laid plans
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11x3
Born again
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11x4
There goes the bride
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11x5
Two fools and their money
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11x6
The first of the queue
