Julian's led a fucked-up life, but he's a survivor and knows a thing or two about love, money, and relationships. If you use his advice, that's fine. But if you don't, he really doesn't give a fuck.
Government dicks and retirement scrilla
Banging and pokey
Potatoes in a bucket
Playing the stripper game
Avoiding the slippery slope of shit
Piss in the milk
We'll take care of it... for $500
Awesome greasy
Cash will make you happy
Stop your fucking whining
Pace yourself, bud
Go with the hash
How not to be a fucking loser
When life gives you a kick to the cock
Fuck the government
Bang away
Dick genes
Toughen the fuck up
Get the fuck outta bed
Fill up that gut
Get banged, get drunk, get high
Move to sunnyvale
Advice from two hungover dicks
How to not piss yourself
Finding the proper liquor level
Banging away a broken heart
Merry fucking christmas
Fuck it, it's christmas
Don’t be bettin’ on fuckin’ hobo fights
Does bubbles prefer to feed the geese?
How in the fuck do you make swish?
Half-naked most of the time
Be fuckin’ supportive
Avoiding whisky dick
It's for the liquor
Fuckin’ modern technology
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