Above Average Presents (2022)

That's not a thing, they just don't like cilantro

This guy is like my bona lisa

Give it an epilogue and make it pop

But there's like ghosts and screaming

I'm blaming it on her

Whoa what happened

Why do you have to do this to every room in the house

This was just such a letdown

Heels would've been better with those pants

Don't point at me

I'm usually too busy with my volunteer work

I'm not your teacher so i'm not gonna send you to detention

I'm gonna do this vegas style

I will force my way through that door

But i thought she was on the phone

Is that about me?

Just take the day off... go home

Keep it in a jar

No i kinda need him to put it on and be the character

That's for everyone, it's not just for me

She landscapes at the golf course and she gets me

Everything has been done since roman times

The ol' sit and wait

Entracted is not a word

Tastes like sand

You and your trips to the bead store, gail

That sends them on their way real nice

I may have left the stove on

Hats are fine they're not for me but they're fine

I haven't washed my hands since

The baby got tetanus while i got the pulitzer prize

Hag 'n' the hound

I look like feline elvis, don't i?

It was a freudian swipe!

Dinner is like a nighttime version of breakfast

I can read, can't i? isn't that enough?!

That is not how you start any meal, ever

Those are ocean farts

Soap up my bbs

You added lint to our dryer filter

A lady never does

You look in the mirror and see a disgusting zoo animal

It's going to stink in here when you get back

Puberty has wrecked these kids

No one asked about your medals

The genes i was given

No i'm serious i think we should stop seeing each other

Hey ethan bring me a moon rock

He's the actor of our generation

Come down here and smell underneath the door

That's how i'm getting out my frustrations

Don't spy on me

So i put this shirt on and i said that's not enough

Let me get that for you, brother

Yeah that's too on the nose

This isn't hitting

Wait sorry that's my cup

And at this point you're upset, you know?

Statistically speaking

It's amanda, actually

Boring, no pizzazz

That was a trick question

They sound like that couple from before

Chewy, what's his deal?

Whatever, either way

We should hang out more

Are those his nobel prizes up there?

Sold to the mysterious man in the back

You know you can ask for help

I put them by the bedstand and i said we need this

Let's pull another card

I know i'm supposed to stay in my crate during girls night

Have mercy

Maybe if it's for a skit or something rate

What does this have to do with anything?

Really you're just gonna wanna follow the instructions

Maybe we could just wrap this up

They spoil quick

Are you ready to get ready

I'm not a plane guy

Astoundingly unexceptional

What's going on where did that come from?

Maybe you need a break, some exercise

You never know when you're gonna need another pair of gloves

Let's jump right in, as they say

I can't help you i majored in communications

They've never had a picture where they're all smiling

I'm gonna freak out and break your stuff

We only needed one

Parents everywhere hate this song