Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide (2004)

Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide

The whacky adventures of Ned Bigby and his best pals Moze and Cookie at James K. Polk Middle School, as "every-kid" Ned shatters the fourth wall to share tips and tricks on navigating middle school or junior high hurdles. Ned's not super cool, and he has no superpowers. He is, however, witty, well-groomed, upbeat and self-aware. Moreover, with more than a little help from his two best friends, he's equipped to conquer middle school minefields. From crushing bullies to crushes, from off- the-wall, mean and cool teachers to pop quizzes, elections and detentions, Ned knows that nothing, including the seventh grade, is as bad as it seems, and friendship matters most.

Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide

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Devon Werkheiser
Devon Werkheiser
as Ned Bigby
Lindsey Shaw
Lindsey Shaw
as Jennifer 'Moze' Mosely
Daniel Curtis Lee
Daniel Curtis Lee
as Simon 'Cookie' Nelson-Cook
Daran Norris
Daran Norris
as Gordy as Gordy / Cosmo (voice)
Kyle Swann
Kyle Swann
as Billy 'Bully' Loomer
Christian Serratos
Christian Serratos
as Suzie Crabgrass
Teo Olivares
Teo Olivares
as Jerry Crony
Rachel Sibner
Rachel Sibner
as Lisa Zemo
Rob Pinkston
Rob Pinkston
as Coconut Head
Austin Butler
Austin Butler
as Zippy Brewster (uncredited)
Don Creech
Don Creech
as Mr. Sweeney
Tylor Chase
Tylor Chase
as Martin Qwerly
Alex Black
Alex Black
as Seth Powers
Reccie Canon
Reccie Canon
as Buzz 'Buzzer' Rodriguez
Meshach Taylor
Meshach Taylor
as Mr. Wright
Carlie Casey
Carlie Casey
as Missy Meany
Hamilton Mitchell
Hamilton Mitchell
as Vice Principal Crubbs
Kim Sava
Kim Sava
as Ms. Dirga
Jim J. Bullock
Jim J. Bullock
as Mr. Monroe
Brooke Marie Bridges
Brooke Marie Bridges
as Claire Sawyer
Landon Taylor
Landon Taylor
as Stu as One-Bite as Thirsty Kid
Dave Florek
Dave Florek
as Mr. Chopsaw
Stephen Markarian
Stephen Markarian
as Albert Wormenheimer as Sweaty Kid
Michelle Kim McCoy
Michelle Kim McCoy
as Evelyn Kwong
Lusia Strus
Lusia Strus
as Dr. Xavier
Marquise c. Brown
Marquise c. Brown
as Chandra Taylor
Steve Bannos
Steve Bannos
as Mr. Combover as Mr. Gross
Loni Love
Loni Love
as Rose, the Lunch Lady
Kendre Berry
Kendre Berry
as Backpack Boy
Jennifer Tedmori
Jennifer Tedmori
as Doris Trembly
Dave Allen
Dave Allen
as Mr. Kwest as Abe Lincoln as Mr. Kwest / Abe Lincoln
Vinicius Zorin-Machado
Vinicius Zorin-Machado
as Faymen Phorchin as Faymen Phorchin (archive footage)
Kelii Miyata
Kelii Miyata
as Timmy Toot-Toot
Jherimi Carter
Jherimi Carter
as Mandy Crew
Cathy Immordino
Cathy Immordino
as Sandy Crew
Mary Bogue
Mary Bogue
as Nurse Hunsucker
Fred Stoller
Fred Stoller
as Dr. Lowe as Photographer as Bus Driver
John Bliss
John Bliss
as Principal Irving Pal
Joseph Ruzer
Joseph Ruzer
as Mike Grudzielanek
Willie Gault
Willie Gault
as Sportscaster #2
Van Earl Wright
Van Earl Wright
as Sportscaster #1
Mo Collins
Mo Collins
as iTeacher
Linda Cevallos
Linda Cevallos
as Miss Enstile
Logan Browning
Logan Browning
as Vanessa
Tiffanie White
Tiffanie White
as Faymen Fan #4 as Cheerleader as Doug Girl #3 as Music Video Girl as Pretty Girl #1
Vanessa Werkheiser
Vanessa Werkheiser
as Candy Manderson as Cheerleader as Pretty Girl #3
Adam Cagley
Adam Cagley
as Lance Widget
Ben Hogestyn
Ben Hogestyn
as Jock Goldman as Jock Goldman (archive footage)
Spencer Locke
Spencer Locke
as Bitsy Johnson
Addison Hoover
Addison Hoover
as Tracy Oboe
Alex Hoover
Alex Hoover
as Stacy Oboe
Timothy Starks
Timothy Starks
as EMT #1 as Hector, the Orderly
Vincent Martella
Vincent Martella
as Scoop
Cameron Monaghan
Cameron Monaghan
as Palmer Noid
Tina Gilton
Tina Gilton
as Student #2
Mark Fite
Mark Fite
as Benedict Arnold as Emotion
Davy DaSilva
Davy DaSilva
as Waterboy as Nerdy Boy as Tim Waterboy
Garrett Yoshimura
Garrett Yoshimura
as Snake as Faymen Fan #1
Andrew Sibner
Andrew Sibner
as Ernie as Tripper as 5th Grader
Rachel Martinez
Rachel Martinez
as Mandi
Marvin Giovanni
Marvin Giovanni
as Student #1 as Faymen Fan #2 as Marvin
Corbin Bleu
Corbin Bleu
as Spencer
Mat Hoffman
Mat Hoffman
as Mat Hoffman
Ford Austin
Ford Austin
as EMT #2
Charles Rahi Chun
Charles Rahi Chun
as Mr. Dren
Vivien Straus
Vivien Straus
as Marla, the Zoo Keeper
Sean Michael Afable
Sean Michael Afable
as Stinger
Krystal Acosta
Krystal Acosta
as Queen Bee
Carlos PenaVega
Carlos PenaVega
as King Bee
Erica Johnson
Erica Johnson
as Birthday Girl as Girl #1
Steven Poirier
Steven Poirier
as AV Kid
Daria Rountree
Daria Rountree
as Student
Cashalà L'Shauntyelle
Cashalà L'Shauntyelle
as Music Video Girl as Student #1
Kerry Hammond
Kerry Hammond
as Goth Girl as Annie
Jessica Lee Andres
Jessica Lee Andres
as Student #1 as Doug Girl #2
Trevor Stevens
Trevor Stevens
as Shake Down Boy as Wig Boy
Blaine Miller
Blaine Miller
as Nigel Hattorff
Beverly Piper
Beverly Piper
as Mrs. Boldie
Marissa Loren
Marissa Loren
as Girl as Girl Student
Ernie Sloman
Ernie Sloman
as Psycho
Leigh Bush
Leigh Bush
as Vanessa's Grandmother
Darnell Suttles
Darnell Suttles
as Superintendant Brown as Superintendent
Nolan North
Nolan North
as Art Dealer as Simone Moma
Brittany Chavez
Brittany Chavez
as Lena
Ulysses Estrada
Ulysses Estrada
as Paul
Alexandra Mason
Alexandra Mason
as Bridget
Patrick Phan
Patrick Phan
as Student as Monster
Cameron Scher
Cameron Scher
as Kid as Tyke
Kelli Dawn Hancock
Kelli Dawn Hancock
as Female Guard
Kevin M. Horton
Kevin M. Horton
as Jock #1
Wesley John
Wesley John
as Samurai
Chris Kerner
Chris Kerner
as Museum Guard #3
Angela Kodicek
Angela Kodicek
as Detective Wilcox
Peter Lavin
Peter Lavin
as Boss Thief
'Big' LeRoy Mobley
'Big' LeRoy Mobley
as Art Thief as Thief #2
Shelbie Bruce
Shelbie Bruce
as Patty
Alan Thicke
Alan Thicke
as Hal E. Burton
Josh Server
Josh Server
as Speedy Delivery Guy
Judy Tenuta
Judy Tenuta
as Mrs. Holler
Carmelo Anthony
Carmelo Anthony
as Carmelo Anthony
Melissa Peterman
Melissa Peterman
as Mrs. Splitz
Romeo
Romeo
as Romeo
Fabio
Fabio
as Fabio
Lucy Hale
Lucy Hale
as Amy Cassidy
Serena Berman
Serena Berman
as Marva Qwerly
Rolonda Watts
Rolonda Watts
as Ms. Morrison
Richard Cansino
Richard Cansino
as Mr. Phorchin
Aimee Teegarden
Aimee Teegarden
as Girl #2
Connie Sawyer
Connie Sawyer
as June
Nathan Norman
Nathan Norman
as Todd Rideg
Rich Ceraulo Ko
Rich Ceraulo Ko
as Speech
Tristin Mays
Tristin Mays
as Bernice
Aaron Grady
Aaron Grady
as Backpack Boy
Paula Van Oppen
Paula Van Oppen
as Girl #3
Brooke Ventre
Brooke Ventre
as Goth Girl
Joey Medeiros
Joey Medeiros
as Boy #1
Destiny Edmond
Destiny Edmond
as Meekest Girl
Dylan Kasch
Dylan Kasch
as Lead 8
Tira Provost
Tira Provost
as Martika
Pedro Miguel Arce
Pedro Miguel Arce
as Sumo Cookie
Stephen Grove Malloy
Stephen Grove Malloy
as Emotionless Cookie
Danielle Riffenburgh
Danielle Riffenburgh
as Girl #1
Marissa Stovall
Marissa Stovall
as Kid #1
Deren Tadlock
Deren Tadlock
as Handsome Cookie
Raymond Braun
Raymond Braun
as Kid #1
Gabe Gault
Gabe Gault
as Huge Kid
Fred Williamson
Fred Williamson
as Coach Stax
Susanne Blakeslee
Susanne Blakeslee
as Wanda (voice)
Ca'Shawn Sims
Ca'Shawn Sims
as Student
Neilen Benvegnu
Neilen Benvegnu
as Ted
Matthew Hutcherson
Matthew Hutcherson
as Mookie
Tessa Ludwick
Tessa Ludwick
as Jennifer Tu
Steven Schmidt
Steven Schmidt
as Nicely Dressed Boy
Bobby Tang
Bobby Tang
as Safety Drill Boy
Breanna Bood
Breanna Bood
as Choir Member
Naomi Frigo
Naomi Frigo
as Choir Member
Belle Gomon
Belle Gomon
as Choir Member
Mary Jane Lopez
Mary Jane Lopez
as Champagne Girl
Natalie Mardeusz
Natalie Mardeusz
as Music Video Girl
Erin McCarty
Erin McCarty
as Choir Member
Brittaney Phelps
Brittaney Phelps
as Choir Member
Steffinnie Phrommany
Steffinnie Phrommany
as Music Video Girl
Brent Williams
Brent Williams
as Choir Member
Alexandra Winner
Alexandra Winner
as Choir Member
Ebony Nicole Young
Ebony Nicole Young
as Choir Member
Woorie Chung
Woorie Chung
as One-Bite
Jaszmann Espinoza
Jaszmann Espinoza
as Cheerleader
Jessica Gaona
Jessica Gaona
as Courtney Cortez
Haley Darwish
Haley Darwish
as Nerdy Missy Buddy
Michael Vincent Rivera
Michael Vincent Rivera
as Ninja
Vanessa Villalovos
Vanessa Villalovos
as Model
Len Levitt
Len Levitt
as Puppeteer
Christian McClure
Christian McClure
as Pillow Locker Guy
Diego DiGiovanni
Diego DiGiovanni
as Student
Kaila Gee
Kaila Gee
as Bunny Girl
Christopher Knight Roberts
Christopher Knight Roberts
as 8th Grader
Amanda Alch
Amanda Alch
as May
Meghan N. Shaw
Meghan N. Shaw
as June
Kelly Vitz
Kelly Vitz
as Julie
Chelsea Colwell
Chelsea Colwell
as Student
Michael Dow
Michael Dow
as Jack Sprat
Hunter Gomez
Hunter Gomez
as New English Kid
Boce Robinson Mitchell
Boce Robinson Mitchell
as Mrs. English
Jelynn Sophia
Jelynn Sophia
as Miss Modelle
Marc Weiner
Marc Weiner
as Mr. Weiner
Paul Diaz
Paul Diaz
as Doug Secksay
Derrick Fagins Jr
Derrick Fagins Jr
as Sixth Grader
Andrea Sixtos
Andrea Sixtos
as Doug Girl #1
Colby O'Donis
Colby O'Donis
as Nelson Duckworth / Quack
Aliya Stuart
Aliya Stuart
as Lila Brady
Stephan Ahn
Stephan Ahn
as Violinist
Travis Stevens
Travis Stevens
as Museum Security Guard
Seth Green
Seth Green
as Dog (voice)
Rebekah Salgado
Rebekah Salgado
as Lovely Spokeslady
Gustavo Gomez
Gustavo Gomez
as Mystery Boy
Rodney Banks
Rodney Banks
as Hip Hop Kid
Kara Crane
Kara Crane
as Fashion Police #2
Tara Marie Kirk
Tara Marie Kirk
as Goth Girl
Miracle Vincent
Miracle Vincent
as Fashion Police #1
Omar Garcia
Omar Garcia
as Lucha Libre Wrestler
Gerry Katzman
Gerry Katzman
as Video Instructor
Lyn Moore
Lyn Moore
as Deep Voiced Kid
Mary Warren
Mary Warren
as Architect
Art Alexakis
Art Alexakis
as Mr. Gibson
Jason Everhart
Jason Everhart
as MTV Host
Lil J.J.
Lil J.J.
as Morris Adams
Cameron Lucas
Cameron Lucas
as Boy #2
Richard Van Horne
Richard Van Horne
as Toby
Nicholette Dixon
Nicholette Dixon
as New Girl
April Gooding
April Gooding
as Teacher
Joanne K. Lee
Joanne K. Lee
as Dartmouth
Linda Sans
Linda Sans
as Yale
Charles F. FitzSimons
Charles F. FitzSimons
as Principle Applicant
Jesse Heiman
Jesse Heiman
as Classmate
Jeremy Johnson
Jeremy Johnson
as Handsome Kid
Bryan Sandlin
Bryan Sandlin
as Goth Kid
Akop Aktsiohlu
Akop Aktsiohlu
as Boo Mask Kid
Judi Barton
Judi Barton
as Rich Lady with Dog
Ted Garcia
Ted Garcia
as Anchorperson
Richard Halpern
Richard Halpern
as Reporter #1
Søren Hellerup
Søren Hellerup
as The Dutch Coach
Adrienne Zi
Adrienne Zi
as Reporter #2
Ellen Albertini Dow
Ellen Albertini Dow
as Mrs. Knapp
Tom Vincent
Tom Vincent
as Big Jock
Lisa Lewolt
Lisa Lewolt
as Sheila
Mike Nelson
Mike Nelson
as Wrestler
Molly Hyde
Molly Hyde
as Mary-Bell Lewis
Michelle Paré
Michelle Paré
as Faymen Fan #3
Vera R. Taylor
Vera R. Taylor
as Mrs. Phorchin
Lance Alercon
Lance Alercon
as Brody
Wyni Landry
Wyni Landry
as Garden Girl #1
Ivy Malone
Ivy Malone
as Garden Girl #2
Helena Oda
Helena Oda
as Girl #1 / Ann
Veronica Sixtos
Veronica Sixtos
as Girl #3
Jessica D. Stone
Jessica D. Stone
as Garden Girl #3
Adam Conway
Adam Conway
as Teacher
Brian Patrick Mulligan
Brian Patrick Mulligan
as Mr. Baumgarten
Aaron Brumfield
Aaron Brumfield
as Motor
Adria Dawn
Adria Dawn
as Memory
Robert Duvall
Robert Duvall
as Vendor
Emily Alabi
Emily Alabi
as Female Salsa Dancer #3
Kevin Buitrago
Kevin Buitrago
as Kid
Alison Faulk
Alison Faulk
as Female Salsa Dancer #2
Ryan Taylor Hanson
Ryan Taylor Hanson
as Male Salsa Dancer #1
Neva Howell
Neva Howell
as Alien Abduction Woman
Gustavo Vargas
Gustavo Vargas
as Male Salsa Dancer #2
Willie Watana
Willie Watana
as Male Salsa Dancer #3
Kaitlin Wright
Kaitlin Wright
as Female Salsa Dancer #1
Olivia Dawn York
Olivia Dawn York
as Sarah Gothman
Gregor Collins
Gregor Collins
as Bouncer
Cindy Escandon
Cindy Escandon
as Pretty Girl #2
Amber Hay
Amber Hay
as Party Girl
JJ Snyder
JJ Snyder
as Lovely Assistant
Michael Swiney
Michael Swiney
as Bouncer
Madden Page
Madden Page
as Contractor
Bryan Lugo
Bryan Lugo
as Zemo Posse
Lauren Rigau
Lauren Rigau
as Lenore
Mandana Rothschild
Mandana Rothschild
as Geeky Girl
Rome Kanda
Rome Kanda
as Samurai
Yoshi Tomo Kaneda
Yoshi Tomo Kaneda
as Samurai
Takuji Kuramoto
Takuji Kuramoto
as Samurai
Nathaniel Lee Jr.
Nathaniel Lee Jr.
as Guard #3
Charles Napier
Charles Napier
as Seargent Guard
Ned Rolsma
Ned Rolsma
as Tall Gallery Guy
Charles Shen
Charles Shen
as Thief #1
Rob Steiner
Rob Steiner
as Handwriting Expert
Victor Tang
Victor Tang
as Samurai
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Seasons

Season 1

Season 1

Season 2

Season 2

Season 3

Season 3

Episodes season 1

  • 1x1

    Guide to: the first day & lockers

  • 1x2

    Guide to: bathrooms & project partners

  • 1x3

    Guide to: detention & teachers

  • 1x4

    Guide to: seating & tryouts

  • 1x5

    Guide to: crushes & dances

  • 1x6

    Guide to: sick days & spelling bees

  • 1x7

    Guide to: rumors & photo day

  • 1x8

    Guide to: talent show & school elections

  • 1x9

    Guide to: computer lab & backpacks

  • 1x10

    Guide to: notes & best friends

  • 1x11

    Guide to: day dreaming & gym

  • 1x12

    Guide to: cheaters & bullies

  • 1x13

    Guide to: emergency drills & late bus

Episodes season 2

  • 2x1

    Guide to: the new semester and electives

  • 2x2

    Guide to: pep rallies and lunch

  • 2x3

    Guide to: school clubs and video projects

  • 2x4

    Guide to: notebooks & math

  • 2x5

    Guide to: vice principals and mondays

  • 2x6

    Guide to: your body and procrastination

  • 2x7

    Guide to: gross biology dissection & upper classmen

  • 2x8

    Guide to: dares and bad habits

  • 2x9

    Guide to: substitute teachers and the new kid

  • 2x10

    Guide to: valentine's day & school websites

  • 2x11

    Guide to: shyness & nicknames

  • 2x12

    Guide to: asking someone out and recycling

  • 2x13

    Guide to: april fools day & excuses

  • 2x14

    Guide to: secrets & school car wash

  • 2x15

    Guide to: spirit week & clothes

  • 2x16

    Guide to: yearbook & career week

  • 2x17

    Guide to: music class & class clown

  • 2x18

    Guide to: failing & tutors

  • 2x19

    Guide to: science fair & study hall

  • 2x20

    Guide to: double dating & the last day

Episodes season 3

  • 3x1

    Guide to: new grade & dodgeball

  • 3x2

    Guide to: reading & principals

  • 3x3

    Guide to: popularity & stressin' out

  • 3x4

    Guide to: dismissal & the school play

  • 3x5

    Guide to: halloween & vampires, ghosts, werewolves and zombies

  • 3x6

    Guide to: art class & lost and found

  • 3x7

    Guide to: social studies & embarrassment

  • 3x8

    Guide to: the bus & bad hair days

  • 3x9

    Guide to: revenge & school records

  • 3x10

    Guide to: volunteering & the library

  • 3x11

    Guide to: hallways & friends moving

  • 3x12

    Guide to: boys & girls

  • 3x13

    Guide to: cell phones & woodshop

  • 3x14

    Guide to: getting organized & extra credit

  • 3x15

    Guide to: fundraising and competition

  • 3x16

    Guide to:making new friends & positives & negatives

  • 3x17

    Guide to: money & parties

  • 3x18

    Guide to: spring fever & school newspaper

  • 3x19

    Guide to: health & jealousy

  • 3x20

    Guide to: tests and when you like someone who is going out with someone else

  • 3x21

    Guide to: field trips, permission slips, signs and weasels

  • 3x22

    Guide to: field trips, permission slips, signs and weasels (2)

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