Divorced, hectic mother-of-two, Lauren is looking for sex without commitment. With the help of best friend Alex, she develops “Spreadsheet”: a database of sex options, customised to ensure her sushi train of sex rolls around with variety and order amidst the chaos of her life. What Lauren didn’t expect was a slew of needy men, which apparently even a well-managed excel tracker can’t control.
Condoms & cornichons
Whose d* is this?
Lipstick & nits
Three shags & call me christ
Banjos & dirty duck
Where is this sex party?
Rockstars & clutterjunk
Crossed wires & cuckoo clocks
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