America's Dumbest Criminals (1996)
America's Dumbest Criminals is an American reality series that aired in syndication from January 1996 to January 2000 for a total of 96 episodes, hosted by Daniel Butler and Debbie Alan. The series features surveillance footage, news reports and dramatic reenactments of particularly foolish criminal behavior. Also highlighted are "dumb laws", featuring various trivialities passed into law. Francopolitan Mercury Anastassacos was voted the "World's Dumbest Criminal" for the world tour phase. The show's disclaimer partially parodies the radio and TV series Dragnet by stating that each segment was a real-life occurrence, but that "only the names have been changed...to protect the ignorant".
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Seasons
Season 1
Season 2
Season 3
Season 4
Episodes season 1
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1x1
Return to cinder
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1x2
Funky footwork
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1x3
Two bits
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1x4
Pull over and wake up
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1x5
Kickstand blues
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1x6
The bagman
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1x7
Fooled you
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1x8
Social climber
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1x9
Don't call the police
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1x10
10-year cab ride
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1x11
Skunk driver
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1x12
Buck naked
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1x13
Name game
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1x14
Who is it?
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1x15
A real drunk driver
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1x16
He can't run
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1x17
Beer box bandit
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1x18
An affair to forget
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1x19
Something more comfortable
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1x20
Tooling around town
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1x21
Crime time live
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1x22
One way ticket to jail
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1x23
Debriefing
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1x24
Search me
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1x25
Dui elvis
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1x26
Bad luck brown
Episodes season 2
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2x1
Sticking to the job
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2x2
Towing nowhere fast
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2x3
Keyless klutz
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2x4
Dial-a-narc
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2x5
Asinine alibis
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2x6
Stuffed turkey
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2x7
Courting trouble
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2x8
Bottled up robber
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2x9
Shell shocked
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2x10
Crate escape
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2x11
Caught off guard
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2x12
Easy offed
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2x13
The boulder, the stupider
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2x14
Helping hands
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2x15
Lights, camera, busted
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2x16
Roller bullies
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2x17
Rookie robber
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2x18
A soggy suspect
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2x19
A boatload of bozos
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2x20
Chilly willy strikes a pose
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2x21
Follow-the-loser
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2x22
Dress for success
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2x23
An indecent proposal
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2x24
Halloween hoodlum
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2x25
Moronic macarena
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2x26
The wrong crustacean
Episodes season 3
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3x1
Best dressed burglars
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3x2
Man vs. machine
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3x3
Funeral flare-up
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3x4
Home exterminator
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3x5
Rookie robbery
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3x6
Restroom robber
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3x7
Squirreled away
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3x8
Singing for supper
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3x9
Private peeping tom
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3x10
Stealing stinks
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3x11
Stool pigeon
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3x12
Half-baked burglary
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3x13
Bumper crop
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3x14
On thin ice
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3x15
Meter-maid rescue
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3x16
Chimney surprise
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3x17
Pot pup
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3x18
Picture perfect
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3x19
Sticky fingers
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3x20
Houdumbi
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3x21
Saucy saga
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3x22
Whose got mail?
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3x23
Need a lift
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3x24
Short fuse
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3x25
Diaper boy
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3x26
Sleepy service
Episodes season 4
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4x1
Blunted burglary
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4x2
Gun target
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4x3
Up in smoke
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4x4
Carry-out bandits
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4x5
Back-breakin burden
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4x6
Walking nightmare
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4x7
Artificial dummy
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4x8
Run-away cyclist
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4x9
Brain freeze bandit
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4x10
Half-ton of trouble
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4x11
Courting disaster
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4x12
Dynamite date
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4x13
Mannequin mystery
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4x14
Clowning around
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4x15
Donut thief
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4x16
Buckle under pressure
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4x17
Collared criminal
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4x18
Crack pipe crackpot
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4x19
Invasion of privacy
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4x20
Confetti money
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4x21
Courageous crime-fighting
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4x22
Clean up crew
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4x23
Recipe for disaster
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4x24
Pinata surprise
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4x25
Not-so-clean getaway
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4x26
Check your bags
