Crossing Swords (2020)

Goodhearted hero wannabe Patrick lands his dream job as a squire, only to learn the royal castle is a corrupt hornet’s nest of horny monarchs, crooks and charlatans. War, murder, full frontal nudity—who knew brightly colored peg people led such exciting lives?

Crossing Swords

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as Patrick (voice)

as Queen Tulip (voice)

as Blinkerquartz (voice)

as Broth (voice)

as King Merriman (voice)

as Ruben (voice)

as Blarney (voice)

as Coral (voice)

Wendi McLendon-Covey

Wendi McLendon-Covey

as Doreen (voice)

as Princess Blossom (voice)

Yvette Nicole Brown

Yvette Nicole Brown

as Sgt. Meghan (voice)

as Glenn (voice)

as Sloane (voice)

as Keefer (voice)

as The Old King (voice)

as Robin Hood (voice)

as Norah (voice)

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Seasons

Season 1

Season 1

Season 2

Season 2

Episodes season 1

1x1

Pilot
1x2

Hot tub death machine
1x3

What’s kraken?
1x4

In the line of squire
1x5

Let them eat clown
1x6

My super sweet period party
1x7

Look who’s stalking
1x8

The snow job
1x9

The a-moooo-zing race
1x10

Unchained monarchy

Episodes season 2

2x1

Shamrock shakedown
2x2

Toxic femininity
2x3

Destination: wedding
2x4

Good vibrations
2x5

Get your minchachas out
2x6

Tent pitching
2x7

Nothin, usurp with u?
2x8

Sad-iator
2x9

Knight of the f**king dead
2x10

Hard day’s knight

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