Turd Merchants of Death (2009)
Turd Merchants of Death
Break out the shotgun and the toilet paper. An unspeakable horror has been unleashed and the undead are on the hunt for human flesh. Three unlikely heroes must fight to save their town and their dignity before sunrise.
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Davis Lonergan
as Happy Blonde Boy
as Happy Blonde Boy
Colby Graham
as Sitting Zombie / Humping Fisherman / Zombie on car
as Sitting Zombie / Humping Fisherman / Zombie on car
Scott Hendry
as Scott Toolbanger
as Scott Toolbanger
Andrew Martinez
as Shirtless Car Accident Victim
as Shirtless Car Accident Victim
Ann Hines
as Receptionist
as Receptionist
Bill HInes
as Mad Doctor
as Mad Doctor
Jack Spanbauer
as Himself
as Himself
Adrian Tennant
as Door Man
as Door Man
Adam Smith
as Bartender
as Bartender
Andrew Martinez
as Greasy Bar Guy
as Greasy Bar Guy
Kaya Bersto
as Kaya
as Kaya
Canyon Castator
as Canyon
as Canyon
Josh Steele
as Josh
as Josh
Sheila Cummings
as Sarah Caruso
as Sarah Caruso
Mike Carroll
as Mert T. Nertson
as Mert T. Nertson
Mike Kilkenny-Patrick
as Fecal Blast Mascot / Himself
as Fecal Blast Mascot / Himself
Glen Gillingham
as Cop
as Cop
Gordon Koch
as Preacher
as Preacher
Ryan McMurray
as Longboarder
as Longboarder
Reed Goodman
as Reed
as Reed
Alan G. Stratton
as Hero Mechanic
as Hero Mechanic
Maile Kobayashi
as Ditsy Customer
as Ditsy Customer
Jeremy Frankovis
as "Fist" Mechanic 2
as "Fist" Mechanic 2
Lazer Rubenstein
as Mechanic 3
as Mechanic 3
Kevin Hohman
as Zombie Driving Car
as Zombie Driving Car
Rob Schelgel
as Arm-biting Zombie
as Arm-biting Zombie
Alex Covey
as Cash Eating Zombie
as Cash Eating Zombie
Jake Schefrin
as Zombie Burrito Server 1
as Zombie Burrito Server 1
Amy Docktor
as Zombie Burrito Server 2
as Zombie Burrito Server 2
Dan Leonard
as Zombie Burrito Server 3
as Zombie Burrito Server 3
El Vortex
as El Vortex
as El Vortex
Jake Schefrin
as Zombie Jake
as Zombie Jake
Jeff Hulslander
as Himself
as Himself
Max Garson
as Himself
as Himself
Patrick Dykstra
as Himself
as Himself
Canyon Castator
as Himself
as Himself
Josh Steele
as Himself
as Himself
Elijah Moore
as Himself
as Himself
Todd Frost
as Himself
as Himself
Reed Goodman
as Himself
as Himself
Trick Factory
as Himself
as Himself
Dustin Hinshaw
as Himself
as Himself
Jeff Spiegel
as Himself
as Himself
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Samuel Hines
Director
Director
Maile Kobayashi
Producer
Producer
Elliot Trout
Director of Photography
Director of Photography
Colby Graham
Screenplay
Screenplay
Gordon Koch
Screenplay
Screenplay
Mike Kilkenny-Patrick
Sound Engineer
Sound Engineer
Evan Hedges
Creature Design
Creature Design
Dan Fissel-Painter
Creature Design
Creature Design
Samuel Hines
Executive Producer
Executive Producer
Maile Kobayashi
Executive Producer
Executive Producer
Reed Goodman
Executive Producer
Executive Producer
Samuel Hines
Editor
Editor
Gordon Koch
Assistant Editor
Assistant Editor
Noah Arnold
Assistant Editor
Assistant Editor
Ryan Simpson
Assistant Editor
Assistant Editor
Elliot Trout
Assistant Editor
Assistant Editor
Erica Congelli
Producer's Assistant
Producer's Assistant
Gordon Koch
Assistant Director
Assistant Director
Jay Angelo
Camera Operator
Camera Operator
Ryan Simpson
Camera Operator
Camera Operator
Kaya Bersto
Assistant Camera
Assistant Camera
Todd Frost
Camera Operator
Camera Operator
Noah Arnold
Gaffer
Gaffer
Andrew Martinez
Key Grip
Key Grip
Mike Kilkenny-Patrick
Score Engineer
Score Engineer
Bradley Haag
Lighting Coordinator
Lighting Coordinator
Adam Smith
Best Boy Grip
Best Boy Grip
