Santa with Muscles (1996)
Penurious but muscle-bound Blake Thorne has made a vast fortune marketing health food and health supplements. He once was a nice fellow, but as his wealth increases, he becomes increasingly self-centered and decadent. One day, he gets in a great paint-gun fight that goes too far. Blake escapes the cops by running into a shopping mall, quickly donning a Santa Suit and pretending to be St. Nick. A head injury causes Blake to suffer amnesia, and an opportunistic "elf" decides to convince Blake that he is indeed Santa. This leads "Santa" to help save an orphanage, filled with adorable moppets, from the machinations of a greedy, insane doctor.
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Hulk Hogan
as Blake
as Blake
Ed Begley Jr.
as Ebner Frost
as Ebner Frost
Don Stark
as Lenny
as Lenny
Robin Curtis
as Leslie
as Leslie
Clint Howard
as Hinkley
as Hinkley
Mila Kunis
as Sarah
as Sarah
Adam Wylie
as Taylor
as Taylor
Aria Noelle Curzon
as Elizabeth
as Elizabeth
William Newman
as Chas
as Chas
Jennifer Paz
as Helen Chu
as Helen Chu
Steve Valentine
as Dr. Blight
as Dr. Blight
Kevin West
as Dr. Flint
as Dr. Flint
Diane Robin
as Dr. Watt
as Dr. Watt
Kai Ephron
as Dr. Vial
as Dr. Vial
Garrett Morris
as Clayton
as Clayton
Robert Apisa
as Franco
as Franco
Pierre Dulat
as Pierre
as Pierre
Eddy Donno
as Mr. Rapini
as Mr. Rapini
Andre Jamal Kinney
as Steven
as Steven
Bentley Shuster
as Girl
as Girl
Troy Robinson
as Baldie
as Baldie
Pete Apisa
as Nose Ring
as Nose Ring
Brenda Song
as Susan
as Susan
Malone Brinton
as Brat Kid
as Brat Kid
Bridget Michele
as Mall Manager
as Mall Manager
Ed Leslie
as Sumo Lab Assistant
as Sumo Lab Assistant
Blake Shuster
as Boy in Corridor
as Boy in Corridor
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Paula F. Major
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Line Producer
David Silberg
Co-Producer
Co-Producer
Cathryn Wagner
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Costume Designer
Stephen R. Myers
Editor
Editor
Jordan Belfort
Executive Producer
Executive Producer
Danny Porush
Executive Producer
Executive Producer
Jonathan Bond
Writer
Writer
James Covell
Original Music Composer
Original Music Composer
William Marrinson
Editor
Editor
Michael Gfelner
Director of Photography
Director of Photography
Chuck Conner
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Production Design
James R. Rosenthal
Co-Producer
Co-Producer
Brian Shuster
Producer
Producer
Harry Shuster
Executive Producer
Executive Producer
John Murlowski
Director
Director
Michael C. Cuddy
Co-Producer
Co-Producer
Dorrie Krum Raymond
Writer
Writer
Fred Mata
Writer
Writer
Tom McSweeney
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Casting
Michelle LeDoux
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Second Assistant Director
David Goldenberg
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First Assistant "B" Camera
Patrick M. Griffith
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Supervising Sound Editor
Aaron Penn
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Second Assistant Director
David Rimer
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First Assistant Director
Peter Stevens
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Second Second Assistant Director
Vicki Brinkman
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Second Assistant Camera
Dan Auerbach
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First Assistant "B" Camera
George Hosek
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Richard Benda
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First Assistant "B" Camera
Jennifer Bell
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Collin S. Colberg
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Steven Pehl
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David DeForest Keys
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Steve Ruffing
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Jim Carlton
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Mark Steger
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Assistant Set Decoration
Elizabeth Algieri
Second Assistant "B" Camera
Second Assistant "B" Camera
Sam Urdank
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Michael Pizzuto
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Key Grip
Joshua Newkirk
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Second Second Assistant Director
Morgan Susser
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Second Assistant "B" Camera
Dale Geurts
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Camera Loader
Rafael Peregrina
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Grip
Chris Soronen
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Grip
Craig Bernstein
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Rigging Gaffer
Michelle Moore
Assistant Set Dresser
Assistant Set Dresser
Robert Chavez
Rigging Gaffer
Rigging Gaffer
Dort Clark
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Property Master
Nick Sternberg
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Set Dressing Buyer
Ali Farboud
Gaffer
Gaffer
Tom Wages
Assistant Property Master
Assistant Property Master
Shelly Bovert
Production Coordinator
Production Coordinator
Pete Antico
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Stunts
Randolph J. Verdigo
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Grip
Michelle Harding Hollie
Set Decoration
Set Decoration
Johnny Airtime
Stunts
Stunts
Charlie Brewer
Stunts
Stunts
Chase Harlan
Art Direction
Art Direction
Christopher Hannawalt
Leadman
Leadman
Chuck Zito
Stunt Coordinator
Stunt Coordinator
Steve Newquist
Special Effects Assistant
Special Effects Assistant
Chris Smernes
Script Supervisor
Script Supervisor
Lori Grabowski
Additional Script Supervisor
Additional Script Supervisor
H. Max Flannery
Construction Foreman
Construction Foreman
Pam Phillips
Makeup & Hair
Makeup & Hair
Mary Ann Valdes
Hairstylist
Hairstylist
Marissa Borsetto
Set Costumer
Set Costumer
Albert Lannutti
Special Effects Coordinator
Special Effects Coordinator
Francie Hart
Makeup & Hair Assistant
Makeup & Hair Assistant
Jon Joseph Glover
Assistant Production Coordinator
Assistant Production Coordinator
Craig Shugart
Stunt Double
Stunt Double
Anita Louise Brown
Set Costumer
Set Costumer
Dee Dee Irwin
Production Coordinator
Production Coordinator
Suzi Haydon
Makeup & Hair Assistant
Makeup & Hair Assistant
Nancy Moss Ephron
Assistant Location Manager
Assistant Location Manager
Bardene Klein
Casting Assistant
Casting Assistant
Brandon Scott Peterson
Storyboard Artist
Storyboard Artist
Kai Ephron
Location Manager
Location Manager
Kevin W. Cochran
Assistant Location Manager
Assistant Location Manager
Fred Mata
Casting Associate
Casting Associate
Eddie Braun
Stunts
Stunts
Christina Mongini
Wardrobe Supervisor
Wardrobe Supervisor
Frank Ferrara
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Stunts
Ellis Edwards
Stunts
Stunts
Stephen Dunn
Stunts
Stunts
Brian J. Williams
Stunts
Stunts
Ed Donno
Stunts
Stunts
Anita Hart
Stunts
Stunts
Vinnie Curto
Stunts
Stunts
Rudolf Weber
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Stunts
Brian Bettwy
Second Unit First Assistant Director
Second Unit First Assistant Director
David Schreiber
Second Assistant Camera
Second Assistant Camera
Daniel Tesco
Grip
Grip
David L. Hewitt
Visual Effects Supervisor
Visual Effects Supervisor
Paul N.J. Ottosson
Sound Effects Editor
Sound Effects Editor
David MacKay
Second Unit Director
Second Unit Director
Dee Dee Irwin
Unit Production Manager
Unit Production Manager
Don McGovern
Stunts
Stunts
Jack Serino
Key Grip
Key Grip
Linda Coffey
Sound Mixer
Sound Mixer
Larry Arpin
Rotoscoping Artist
Rotoscoping Artist
Michael McCarty
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Steve Hart
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Stunts
Jeff Jensen
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Stunts
Chad McQueen
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Stunts
Ryan Patterson
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Ryan Ferro
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Boom Operator
Chris Colombo
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Stunts
Jim Hardy
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Stunts
Roger Wells
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Giovanni Zelko
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Gaffer
John Cenatiempo
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Stunts
R.J. Chambers
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Andy Gill
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J.J. Perry
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Stunts
John Pedone
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Gaffer
Peter Darehuk
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Boom Operator
Maxim Carl
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ADR Recordist
Chris Cenatiempo
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Steve Santosusso
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Second Unit First Assistant Director
Carl Ciarfalio
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Stunts
Bill Reid
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Pat Romano
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Nancy Kamowitz
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Script Supervisor
Joey Nelson
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Stunts
Steve Picerni
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Mary Kasparian
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Second Assistant Camera
Ed Leslie
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Keenan Robinson
Second Unit First Assistant Director
Second Unit First Assistant Director
Alec Shepherd
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Key Grip
Will Paguntalan
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Visual Effects Art Director
Tom Moore
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Chris Howell
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Stunts
Terry Leonard
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Richard Malchar
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Jeff Barco
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Gaffer
Chuck Winston
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Color Timer
Keith Henderson
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Assistant Editor
Keith Burhans
Dialogue Editor
Dialogue Editor
Joan Ryan
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Sound Effects Editor
Eriq Jaffe
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Sound Effects Editor
Jesse Pomeroy
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Dialogue Editor
Mike Rodriguez
ADR Editor
ADR Editor
David MacKay
Second Unit Director of Photography
Second Unit Director of Photography
John Linares
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Grip
Dale Fay
Visual Effects Supervisor
Visual Effects Supervisor
Brent Bye
Key Grip
Key Grip
Cristina Maria
Script Supervisor
Script Supervisor
Jeff King
Sound Effects Editor
Sound Effects Editor
John Kohlbrenner
Sound Effects Editor
Sound Effects Editor
Michael Jonascu
Sound Effects Editor
Sound Effects Editor
Maui Holcomb
Post Production Coordinator
Post Production Coordinator
Wayne Scott Joness
Sound Effects Editor
Sound Effects Editor
Mike Rodriguez
Dialogue Editor
Dialogue Editor
Debby Van Poucke
Sound Effects Editor
Sound Effects Editor
Toby Stone
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ADR Voice Casting
Mark Allen
Sound Effects Editor
Sound Effects Editor
Cynthia Merrill
Foley Artist
Foley Artist
Craig Schlattman
Sound Mixer
Sound Mixer
Van Flesher
First Assistant Camera
First Assistant Camera
Scotty Gelt
Executive Producer
Executive Producer
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