Nosferatu vs. Father Pipecock & Sister Funk (2014)
Nosferatu vs. Father Pipecock & Sister Funk
A reimagining /regurgitation and re-dubbing of a classic silent horror flick! Shot in mind-shattering 2D (& 36DD), featuring T&A and epic voice-over ‘voom’, by Ms. Ilham Otaku & Pepe Chingadero! Original 1922 star Max Schreck plays (in newly tinted archive footage, mixed, with new) Count Orlock, a deviant, adulterous, shape-shifting Transylvanian vampire aristocrat & super creep, who is tearing Bremen, a new corn-hole & it's up to a 'brotha-in-a-collar' and a creole nun with a flamin' gun, to stop him, in this 'creature-feature' fang-fest! Co-Starring Canadian Scream Queen: Vivita, with new footage shot in tantalizing Watt-a-Rama & dubbed in Tex-O-Phonic Super-Sound
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Max Schreck
as Count Orlock / The Nosferatu (archive)
as Count Orlock / The Nosferatu (archive)
Vivita
as Sister Funk
as Sister Funk
Tony Watt
as Father Pipecock
as Father Pipecock
John Migliore
as Johnny Ghoulash
as Johnny Ghoulash
Kelly Mari
as Ariana - Bride of Orlock
as Ariana - Bride of Orlock
Sara Dagoda
as Fräulein Wassermann - Mistress of Orlock
as Fräulein Wassermann - Mistress of Orlock
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David Cronenberg
Thanks
Thanks
Vivita
Original Music Composer
Original Music Composer
Vivita
Executive Producer
Executive Producer
Vivita
Editor
Editor
Peter John Ross
Original Music Composer
Original Music Composer
Vivita
Director
Director
Rian Johnson
Thanks
Thanks
Tony Watt
Director of Photography
Director of Photography
Tony Watt
Director
Director
Tony Watt
Editor
Editor
Tony Watt
Original Music Composer
Original Music Composer
Tony Watt
Screenplay
Screenplay
Tony Watt
Story
Story
Tony Watt
Executive Producer
Executive Producer
