Hey... Stop Stabbing Me! (2003)
Recent college graduate Herman Schumacher has just taken up residence in an apparently great house with apparently great roommates. But all is not well. Why did the roommate Herman replaced leave all of his stuff behind, as though he never really left? And why do the rest of the roommates "assume" he joined a cult? And why is there a makeshift tombstone with his name on it in the backyard? And what's the deal with the monster that's stealing Herman's socks and living in a giant labyrinth under the house? As Herman searches for the answers he'll learn that they can only be found on a path that leads to sex, murderous murder, hole-digging, and a BATTLE TO THE DEATH!
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Patrick Casey
as Herman Schumacher
as Herman Schumacher
Andy 'Hippa' Kriss
as Damon
as Damon
Maria A. Morales
as Carrie Mirvis
as Carrie Mirvis
N. David Prestwood
as Blaine
as Blaine
Jack Shreck
as Hugo
as Hugo
Sean Hall
as Alan a.k.a. Chartreuse
as Alan a.k.a. Chartreuse
Josh Miller
as Icky / Perkutzitwuzzel
as Icky / Perkutzitwuzzel
Dan Buechler
as Zach
as Zach
Drew Ailes
as Herman's Boss
as Herman's Boss
Erik Olson
as Weird Digger
as Weird Digger
Matt Sell
as Bart
as Bart
Nathan Morales
as Landscaping Dude
as Landscaping Dude
Colin Hall
as Mark
as Mark
Brian J. Casey
as Gary the Goon
as Gary the Goon
Crystal Sholts
as Susan
as Susan
Phil Gleason
as Jogger
as Jogger
Mark Cartier
as Bernard
as Bernard
Jeremy Coy
as Buff Dude
as Buff Dude
Nick Stukas
as Thaddeus
as Thaddeus
Benjamin Kaplan
as Herman's Dad (voice)
as Herman's Dad (voice)
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Josh Miller
Director
Director
Josh Miller
Writer
Writer
Josh Miller
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Producer
Sean Hall
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Music
Jack Shreck
Music
Music
Josh Miller
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Editor
Patrick Casey
Producer
Producer
Patrick Casey
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